Dear Spouse, Here’s Why Nothing Got Done Today…

Dearest love of my life!

My best friend!

My one and only!

I was going to be productive today. Truly.
Laundry? On the list.
Dishes? Fully intended.
Dinner? Had a Pinterest board ready.

But then… my favorite Ryze consultant went LIVE.
And well… you know how that goes.

It started innocently enough. I was just going to “check in” real quick. Support the Ryze fam. Maybe leave a comment or two, throw up a few emojis, be a good sparkle sister.

But then she started revealing. And my willpower? Gone.
She had the good stuff.
And not just any good stuff but with Hidden. Gem. Energy.
AB stones, newest necklaces, and O.M.G. the rings… the rings were fire… literal ✨ sparkle flames flying out of the boxes.

And just like that… the rest of the day disappeared into a sparkly blur of:

• “Omg, I need that one.”
• “Wait, she has that on her trade board?!”
• “Did she just say only a few left??”
• “Hold on, let me add one more to cart… for a friend… probably.”

Next thing I knew, it was 4:38 PM.
Laundry = still piled.
Dinner = still imaginary.
Productivity = sparkled away into the Ryze universe.

So, dear spouse, if you’re wondering why the house looks like a reveal tornado hit it, it’s because it did. A Ryze LIVE reveal tornado, to be exact and it is not my fault. My consultant made me do it… 

But don’t worry. I’ll make it up to you.
I may not have made dinner…
But I did snag a matching ring and necklace set we’re absolutely calling your birthday gift to me.

Love,

Your #1 Fan of Sparkle… and You, too. 💎